I'm a poet

I'm a poet. And as a poet, i write poems. This is one of my latest poems.
It's called "Nature"

"Oh nature, you're so fine
you're so fine, you blow my mind
i see trees of green, but im a liar
the red roses i've seen, i've set them on fire
and i think to myself
what a wonderful spoon."

Helicopter.

I've never entered an helicopter. But i know of a guy who once did.



Ok.. I've been busted, it was a lie. However i can make a cool chopper sound its like "kwah kwah kwah kwah" but instead of "kwah" its a chopper sound.

Save us, Jesus

Every time anyone ends up having some kind of trouble, they end up asking the skies for help. I mean c'mon... Jesus is not superman! Just because he is at every place all the time, it doesnt means he can fly or some thing like that!

I think you should stop asking jesus for help, and solve yourself your god damn issues. Unless they envolve mystical beasts... If that's the case, you should definitively call jesus.

I've got 99 problems, but a problem ain't one

People focus too much on problems... if people don't give any attention to problems, is it still a problem? I'm thinking it isn't... Obviously you can't apply this idea to every problems, but i bet that a lot of the so called "problems" would diseappear this way.

If you're dying from cancer, not paying any attention to it will only make it worse, but if you just stepped on some dog's crap, no biggie. Just walk into the big meeting, with your shoe smelling like shit.

Before the beginning.

Before the beginning there was nothing. So this should be a blank post. However, it is not.
Welcome, to this place, and remember... He shot the sheriff.